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    “Real Talk” -
    The combination of Kellz being dead serious and the lyrics being completely ridiculous make this record hilarious. At some point, you expect him to burst into uncontrollable laughter but he never does.

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    “Thoia Thong” -
    Neither Google nor God know what “Thoia Thong” means. In 2013, it’s one of R&B’s greatest unsolved mysteries.

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    “Feelin’ on yo Booty” -
    Kellz went from “playas wanna play, ballers wanna ball, rollers wanna roll” to “put your arms around me, I’m feelin’ on your booty” to laughter while the record faded to black. He knew.


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    “You Remind Me of Something” -
    “You remind me of something…I just don’t know what it is.” So, you chose to compare her to a jeep, Kellz?


    “Ignition” -
    You really have to be a stone-cold creep to whisper “let me stick my key in your ignition, baby” in a chick’s ear. And if you did, we doubt you’d ever see her nekkid.

    “In the Kitchen” -

    Kellz compared a woman to a jeep, offered to stick his key in her ignition and now wants to make love on the kitchen counter, by the butter rolls? Kellz gotta be the creepiest creep of all R&B creeps.


    “Trapped in the Closet, Pt. 1/57” -
    “He walks up to the CLOSET. He’s close up to the CLOSET. Now he’s at the CLOSET. Now he’s opening the CLOSET.” And Kellz was 100% serious about this.


    “The Zoo” -
    Now Kellz wants the woman to sound like zoo wildlife while he makes love to her in the kitchen before hiding in the closet from her husband. Pay homage.


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    “Pregnant” -
    “Girl, you make me wanna getchu pregnaaaaaant.” No one cuts to the chase better than Kellz.


    “Heaven I Need A Hug” -
    Kellz didn’t know any other word that rhymed with “hug” other than “thug,” which made this one of his silliest songs ever.
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    Disrespect. Hidden Content
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    I think my 6 year old daughter could write a better article!!!!

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by V.I.P Hidden Content
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    Yeah.....but not until the 4th song. For me, the last part gets on my nerves most:

    “Heaven I Need A Hug” - Kellz didn’t know any other word that rhymed with “hug” other than “thug,” which made this one of his silliest songs ever.
    The writer was running out of songs here.
    You come up with songs like this to talk about humor? Somebody was reaching.
    And s/he couldn't touch the song, hence nitpicking.

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    ^Heck yeah, I mean referring to any song with 'Heaven' in the title as 'silly' is already going to raise eyebrows even before you get into the sentiment and detail of said song. Perhaps it was a jab back because it's such a personal song to Rob? A letter to his Mother, a letter to the media, a letter to his siblings, a letter to his fans. Whatever the so-called 'reasoning' it was lame, distateful, and way off the mark. They were definitely 'reaching' in this article, seriously clutching at those proverbial straws. Oh, and dont you hate how they try to show some form of affinity with him by constantly calling him Kellz?

    Anyways, as always the joke is on them.

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